GRY

For every librarian who has dealt with this question, and had to deal with confusion of an innocent patron who doesn't get it (because the whole thing is so STUPID!), I provide this link.

Print it out and tell the patron to take it to whoever was smug enough to ask them in the first place (Scribble more red ink onto the blood in panel five if you can find the right pen). If it's their teacher, put your name on it, and where they can find you. Look forward to the conversation.

I would like to say ...

I get such a warm, fuzzy feeling when I have eject a patron when the temperature outside is Zero.