Five feet away a patron is telling a circ clerk how the Harry Potter book ends. Thanks, buddy.

Late Afternoon:

That's not a web address, ma'am, that's an email address. See the little @?
The Big book in Spanish. And where are the meetings?
CDL books.
Shouting in the lobby.
The Peloponnesian war, by Thucydides.
Maybe I should Twitter this.
Intermediate algebra.
"Where are the black author books?"